This “Welcome Just Don’t Expect Much” Doormat from High Cotton is a great way to make guests feel welcome while tamping down their expectations. In other words, they can stay and eat what you eat, drink whatever you have in the fridge and vegetate on the couch. This is a 100 percent olefin carpet suitable for both indoor as well as outdoor use. It’s made in the USA with perfect bound stitched edges. If you think this doormat isn’t funny or sarcastic enough, High Cotton has a large selection of doormats that are hilarious. One has a welcome message from the guard dog, asking for a rib roast as a bribe to gain entry into the house. Another one says the home has an open door policy – your guests show up with the wine, and you open the door.