These Chopstick Drumsticks from Suck UK perform a very important function. They help you irritate everyone around you and make them want to bang their heads on the table to get rid of the pain of listening to your drumming while you’re waiting for your food. It’s not exactly what one would call playing with your food, but it certainly qualifies for playing the fool. You can drum while eating, or eat while drumming. So is it Chopstick Drumsticks or Drumstick Chopsticks? Does it really matter what you call it? The name of the instrument of torture certainly doesn’t matter to the poor schmuck sitting next to you being entertained by your musical talents. The Chopstick Drumsticks are made of wood, and each pack contains two of them.