Chomp the cap right off your bottle with the T-Rex Cast Iron Bottle Opener. Not only is this dinosaur opener a 12-centimeter-tall statement piece, but it’s also a functional object. With a solid cast iron design, this lovable dino uses its teeth to open anything in its path. In fact, this T-rex works on any glass bottle with a cap, whether it’s beer or vintage soda. And, because the opener has such a sturdy weight at two pounds, you can use it with one hand. The teeth are at the perfect angle for cracking open a cold one, but they aren’t sharp enough to cause you any damage. The shape of this dinosaur makes it look like the T-Rex is headed right for you. As long as you have a bottle in its path, you’re safe and sound.