This Gold Medal Bottle Opener from Fred and Friends is a must-have for every armchair Olympian who is better at whining and wining than winning.
The only strenuous physical activity our intrepid bottle opening gold medalist undertakes is getting up off the couch for the occasional trip to the loo after a heavy intake of six-packs.
The medal has a glittering gilt plating covering up the solid zinc-diecast within.
There are some who would wear this magnificent bottle opener as a medal of honor to celebrate their legendary prowess at guzzling beer bottles all day long.
For these super-athletes, the medal comes with a red, white and blue ribbon so that you can hang it around your neck and get a running start for a marathon team drinking event.
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