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If you're looking for the unusual and the eclectic then SUCK UK is for you. The entire shop embodies the weird and the wonderful to make everyone laugh.

Products we love from SUCK UK

Mar 142019

SUCK UK Rubber Solar System Erasers

The set contains the large eight planets that orbit the sun.

Dec 242017

Salt and Pepper Rocket Mill by Suck UK

Make your food taste perfect with your favorite condiments on the dining table in the form of this Salt and Pepper Rocket Mill by Suck UK. It is available in both natural and dark beech wood finish which will help..

Sep 032017

SUCK UK Chemistry Eco-System Terrarium

Give your nerdy side a touch of flair with the SUCK UK Chemistry Eco-System Terrarium. Delightful in any environment, this terrarium comes in the shape of a conical lab flask. This is the quintessential lab mascot for anyone interested in..

Mar 192017

Portable Toolbox BBQ by Suck UK

Never miss a meal while you’re on the job with the Portable Toolbox BBQ by Suck UK. Looking just like your real toolbox, this one opens up to reveal a grill and warming rack. The Toolbox BBQ comes in all..

Mar 012016

Teddy Bear Lamp From Suck UK

Yogi Bear can’t hold a candle compared to this bright spark. This plush teddy bear toy recently lost his head and it’s now been surgically replaced by a lamp. The bulb is screwed into a holder that fits in neatly..

Jul 222014

Suck UK Cork Globe Map of The World

Flaunt your world trips with this interactively concepted Suck UK Cork Globe Map of The World. It’s your everyday globe but with a twist in design that has made it more social and responsive for all travellers out there. Having..