If you’re looking for the unusual and the eclectic then SUCK UK is for you. The entire shop embodies the weird and the wonderful to make everyone laugh.

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SUCK UK Rubber Solar System Erasers corrects your mistakes with planets

Use the planets to correct your mistakes with the SUCK UK Rubber Solar System Erasers

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Salt and Pepper Rocket Mill by Suck UK

Make your food taste perfect with your favorite condiments on the dining table in the form of this Salt and Pepper Rocket Mill by Suck UK

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SUCK UK Chemistry Eco-System Terrarium

Give your nerdy side a touch of flair with the SUCK UK Chemistry Eco-System Terrarium

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Portable Toolbox BBQ by Suck UK

Never miss a meal while you’re on the job with the Portable Toolbox BBQ by Suck UK

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Teddy Bear Lamp From Suck UK

Yogi Bear can’t hold a candle compared to this bright spark

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Suck UK Cork Globe Map of The World

Flaunt your world trips with this interactively concepted Suck UK Cork Globe Map of The World

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3D Crocodile Ice From Suck UK

3D Crocodile Ice is a silicone ice cube tray designed by Emma Gordon for Suck UK

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Pirate Corkscrew From Suck UK

The Pirate Corkscrew was designed by Nick Lerwill for Suck UK, and it’s a pathetic excuse of a pirate even by Johnny Depp standards

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House Key Holder From Suck UK

The House Key Holder from Suck UK solves one of the most pressing problems facing mankind since the dawn of civilization

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Random Silly Notes From Suck UK

These Silly Notes from Suck UK are just like your normal sticky notes, except for the fact that you can buy them in a bunch of random shapes

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Suck UK Quack Tape Dispenser

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it’s got to be the Quack Tape Dispenser from Suck UK

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Wing Nut Design Pencil Sharpener by SUCK UK

Wingnuts are an ingenious piece of hardware designed with two metal “wings” one each side, so that they can be easily turned and tightened by hand without tools

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