The problem with most clocks is that they’re utterly boring. What could possibly be interesting about counting seconds, minutes and hours day after day? You look at a clock, you see the time, and there’s nothing more to say about it. This is where Victoria’s Deco helps you out by turning your alarm clock into a movie clapper. It’s made of soft plastic and some metal, and looks like a clapper but tells time like any other clock. It’ll keep time down to a hundredth of a second, and also tells you the date and year. It is battery powered and has a nasty alarm that’ll shake you out of paradise and bring you back to earth in a jiffy.