If you own a bank you have the luxury of being able to keep all your money in a sealed, heated, laser beam protected bunker with a big heavy door and an intimidating safe thing on the front. But for us, the general public, this is not an option. We have to find some other way of keeping our cash safe. We are all for laser beams and scary looking doors, but if your room isn’t done out in Alcatraz-chic, you might need something a little more in keeping with the decor. The Guard Dog Money Box is made from a real hollowed out bulldog joking. We are joking. It’s made from ceramic, moulded to the shape of a bulldog in order to intimidate any would-be burglars attempting to steal your pocket money.