The iFetch Interactive Ball Launcher is designed to throw balls at variable distances whenever the ball is dropped into the funnel at the top. It’s not as fast as your standard-issue tennis ball launcher, and the balls used need to be smaller. This makes it a pretty tame affair, but that’s what you want when you’re lobbing balls inside your home or in the garden or backyard. The whole point of it is that you teach Fido to drop the ball into the funnel and then go nuts trying to catch the ball as it shoots out of the iFetch. It may seem nice at first that Fido can play fetch on his own. But you may end up feeling jealous bouts of rage when you are ignored and the iFetch becomes Fido’s new best friend.