Get away from your social media notifications and avoid the Black Friday deals with the KFC Internet Escape Pod. Step inside this steel and stainless steel mesh cage, and your Wi-Fi signal will disappear. What’s more, the pod is an essential piece of KFC memorabilia. Atop the cage is an eight-pound sculpture of Colonel Harland Sanders, the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made from high-density foam with super long arms, he seems to give you a giant hug. The pod even has fake drumstick door handles for the perfect finger-lickin’ experience. With plenty of room inside the cage for any grown human, you can enjoy your chicken in peace or just read a book. Made in the USA, this special pod comes with a small army of people to install your Internet-free zone.