As everyone who has grown up watching Disney cartoons knows, it’s stupid to cut trees or branches when there’s a fierce squirrel guarding his home. Donald Duck regularly gets his clock cleaned by squirrels and chipmunks, but the only thing you will get is tissue. Get the Squirrel Tissue Log, take a roll and remove the tube in the middle. Place the roll in the log and the squirrel is now in charge of tissue dispensation. It’ll hold up the end of the roll so you pull on it easily and use just the right amount of tissue. It’s hygienic since you don’t need to touch the rest of the roll with dirty hands, and it’s environment-friendly because it reduces paper waste.